I'M GONNA LOOOOUUNCH

Welcome to my Page!

Hi there Newgrounds! My name is Everett, and I've been itching to show my work with the web for ages now. Certain limitations to this goal have become non-factors with time, and now, I feel I can reliably give it a shot. Fame, fortune or no, I really do want to make some of you folks smile, and the best way I know to do that is to share what I love doing: Creating.

About Me:

While I’m rather privacy conscious, and treat my online presence like an alter-ego that my family can never know of, there are some things I feel poignant to share.

1. I’m a high functioning autistic, and as such find some social interactions difficult. This has become less and less of an issue as time has gone on, and barely effects how I engage with people online, but I still feel it important to note.
2. I’m 18, and as of writing, will be turning 19 the month after the next.
3. I’m a cis male.
4. I have extreme reservations about interacting very much with fans due to the power dynamics at play. I’m no Clayton Ray Huff, and I refuse to allow any fan develop a para-social relationship with me. Just remember, I’m a creator and your a fan. Nothing more, nothing less. Let’s both treat it that way like responsible adults.

What Should You Expect to See Here?

On this account specifically, I aim to create:

1. Raunchy, gory parody content mainly involving my small cast of less-than-professional bunny army men.
2. Heartfelt tributes to media which has stuck with me ever since my first watch or read.
3. Original works of art and fiction produced by myself, be they:

• Digital Animations (2D & 3D via Blender or SFM)
• Single Illustrations
• Comics
• Music
• Games

Bear in mind, this is but a general outline. Certain releases very much fall outside the realm of these categories.

On the topic of gore however, I would heavily encourage anyone with an aversion to disturbing imagery, body horror, blood (even in unrealistic amounts), guts, occasionally pronounced and (mostly) clothed genitals, vaguely sexually charged imagery, ect. to not view my work. If you’re alright with what I produce, then please do not purposely share it with those with any of the aversions listed above.

And What Should You Expect Release-Wise?

The matter of releases should be understood with the preface that there are three distinct types:

•  Projects: Generally, these are large scale, multi-month-long endeavors which I freely publish my progress under specific threads on the art fourms. Depending on its nature, I may upload these pieces to my outpost on YouTube.
• Pieces: Individual works, unrelated to larger projects. (with exceptions)
• WIPS: Not entirely main gallery material. These are almost always uploaded after the piece is finished, though exceptions to this are made for unfinished pieces that never left the WIP stage.
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• INTERNAL PROJECTS: No external uploads of content related to i. projects are permitted without an accompanying status update, and appropriately chosen selections of content. Only once proper vetting for the upload has been undertaken, and all content has been cleared of any risk that it'd be compromising the i. project core, can it be published.

With the separation of Projects, Pieces and WIPs in mind, you can expect varying time frames between each. A consistent release schedule is not exactly in the cards for the time being.

Who Should be Viewing My Work?

Put things simply, nobody under the age of 18. Not only do I not wish to cultivate a following of early to mid teens or kids, but none of what I publish is suitable for such an audience. In a similar vain to my prior plea—if you’re over 18, do not share my work with anyone who is under the age of 18. This is why the vast majority of my artwork will be rated Mature here on Newgrounds.

I realize some individuals under the age of 18 are going to end up seeing my work regardless, as the means of bypassing age verification measures are ludicrously easy. Just know that I condemn this wholeheartedly, and do not welcome these individuals into my community. If you’re reading this and are under 18, abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Actually, don’t enter at all. That’s what that means.

Regarding NSFW:

While in a technical sense, all of my art isn’t safe for work in some regard (revolving around mature themes, crude jokes, gore, drug use, etc.), any sexual content on this account specifically will be parodic or used jokingly. That being said, producing genuine lewd content isn’t at all out of the question.

Given the large volume of humorous (albeit occasionally extreme) gore on this account however, I’d like to keep the actual lewd content literal continents away from here. Guro/sexualized gore makes me sick to my stomach, and it makes me sicker thinking of someone mistakenly believing me to be into that. As such, my NSFW account will be launched later under a different handle. You’ll know it’s me, but I would encourage you not to comment as much or spread around who actually owns it. Same policy as user bigsteppies. Honestly, I’m more okay with people’s first impression of me being the psychotic bunny gore guy as opposed to “the porn addict.”

What Happened to My Twitter?

Simple! I deleted it. I had multiple for different uses, but maintaining any presence on Twitter moving forward isn’t a possibility.

Why? Well, between an aura of toxicity, a lack of privacy, and offering a route of accessibility that I’m deeply uncomfortable with, I decided my best course of action was to fall back to the site I shouldn’t have really abandoned to begin with. I do still have a Bluesky account however! Though that’s mainly for reuploads from here, as well as a means of drawing in traffic to this page specifically, as I realize not everyone has access to the site yet. They’re really screwing the pooch on that one.

Also Elon directly interfered and unbanned some high profile conspiracy loon who straight up posted uncensored, HD photos of the most infamous piece of CSAM ever, seemingly for no other reason than the morbidity. I don’t even wanna be seen on that fucking hellsite. Nothing against the rest of you who are staying, obviously, but I can’t in good faith keep going after that.

Final Thoughts:

First and foremost, I would like to apologize for not producing this sooner. I posted my first piece (found here) on Wednesday, with only the vaguest idea of where to go from there. I’m still new to the scene, and balancing life and work can be,, difficult, to say the least. Still, we’re all (hopefully) adults here. I’m hopeful that you will all understand.

Secondly, I have a whole host of content in the works for all of you! I feel it’ll prove incredibly entertaining. Unfortunately, I can’t say much on the matter for now as I like to avoid spoiling the surprise of it all. It really is no fun.

And lastly, I would just like to sincerely thank you for reading through this, dear readers. Even if you may just be passing by, or are considering keeping up with my work from hereon, it means a lot. And I promise—I will not let you down.

Cheers,

Everett

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